Monday, August 16, 2010

New Blog/Website! I'm moving...

Hi everyone! This blog has moved to my website See you there!!

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Natural Desire Pheromone Spray

Natural Desire Pheromone Spray


Simply put, it's sex appeal in a bottle. Our unique formulation awakens the senses and amplifies attraction. Scientific studies prove pheromones are messengers that result in a direct developmental effect on hormone levels and behavioral change. Your body makes pheromones naturally. Natural Desire will boost response from your own body and your lover. Use alone or with your own scent.


2 oz.
Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Alcohol Denat., Ethoxydiglycol, Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Methylparaben, Sucralose, Potassium Sorbate, Benzophenone- 4, Androstadienone

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

10 Things Sex Toy Consultants Want You to Know, But Won’t Exactly Say to Your Face

10 Things Sex Toy Consultants Want You to Know, But Won’t Exactly Say to Your Face

By Pascale Le Bris of

These have all really happened to me in my last 6 years of business.

1. When you ask about how amazing my sex life must be. I may tell you it’s totally fabulous, but I’m a mom, wife, business woman, housecleaner, cook, part-time chauffeur and bookkeeper. How do you think my sex life is now?

2. When party sales finished at $150 with no bookings and you ask me how it went, I’m lying when I say “It was great!” You say “So how much free stuff did I get?” I say “Nothing. I’m sorry,” then cringe at the gas pump on the way. A party should be at least $300 for a sex toy consultant to be semi-pleased.

3. Fine, your boyfriend can stay at this “Girls Night In” since you’re insisting. But be aware. That squirming he’s doing in his chair during the demo is not what you think, hun. He’s not turned on. He’s actually REALLY uncomfortable. Send him on his way before the party, trust me.

4. When you come to the party, you should come prepared to shop. Above all, it’s a SHOPPING event. The hostess WANTS good sales to get free stuff. When you tell me that you will order online at home or call me with your order later, we know that there is a 99% chance that you won’t. Order AT the party, like everyone else.

5. If you live more than 2 hours from us, we are telling you that we “enjoy the ride” to be polite. We aren’t exactly going to come out and say “I’m afraid of wasting my time, so you better work for sales and make it worth our while!” So if a consultant is going to drive far, work extra hard for good attendance and outside orders. We REALLY appreciate that.

6. If you’re a hostess and put more emphasis on the food than our presentation and products, you’ll be running to the oven every 10 minutes to check on your wings while missing out on the laughs, games and intriguing sex info. Opt for non-oven finger foods and a big punch bowl where everyone can help themselves to drinks. By the way, wings will get the toys dirty. Nooooooo!

7. Just because it’s a vibrating toy and it’s turned on, doesn’t mean you should shove it down your pants. You’ve just ruined it for the rest of the people at the party who didn’t see it yet. And you’ve embarrassed your hostess big time.

8. When we do a bachelorette or birthday party for you and we only receive 3 small orders out of 20 people, it CAN cause us to leave a party feeling brokenhearted. We aren’t free entertainment. We’re moms and/or self-supporting women out to make some money for a good purpose. This is why you may call a consultant for such a party and she requests a deposit.

9. Bragging that you have this toy and that toy and this toy and that toy will not only tell the rest of the guests about your crazy toy-fueled sex life, but will tell us that you’d make a really good recruit. We WILL ask you if you’d like to join our team!

10. If you ask me if I’ll accept food stamps as payment don’t take offense to my long silence and confused stare. Eventually, it’ll come around to ask you if you’re interested in the business opportunity.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Love U Parties keeps getting better and better!

The exciting things that keep coming from my parent company, Love U Parties, keep me up at night! And exciting things come every day! How do I sleep? I don't. Ha. Well, I can't lie...I'm a 5-6 hour per night sleeper most of the time. I gave up vowing "going to bed early" or "beating midnight" months ago! So, let me get to the point. The latest scoop!

1. Our Catalogs. Here they are in all their gorgeousness!

2. The Love Love Team!
My team represents these states: Connecticut CT, Rhode Island RI, Massachusetts MA, New York NY, Pennsylvania PA, New Jersey NJ, Delaware DE, Maryland MD, Washington DC, Virginia VA, West Virginia WV, North Carolina NC, Georgia GA, Florida FL, Arkansas AR, Texas TX, Missouri MO, Louisiana LA, California CA and many more coming! 

3. Meetings and Events!
Hello CT in April. Hello White Plains, NY and Seattle in May! Other areas where Love U will hold events coming up? Ohio, Minnesota, Florida, California...the possibilities are endless when you position yourself with Love U Parties and begin team building. Here's the truth: If you build it, Love U will come!

4. Amazing Training Program
Begin with a welcome e-packet full of useful documents including a 2 month getting-started checklist. Then get in on Love Love Team's New Consultant Training Calls every Thursday evening. Every Tuesday night, Love U provides interactive webinars or conference calls ranging from powerful sex ed training to party plan business building training like bookings, upselling, host coaching, team building, etc.
In your back office's Training and Resource center, you can find videos, audio, articles, Love U branded anatomy charts, printables and more. You'll also want to join in on our active company community forums where much of the action is. There's training for everyone, whatever your style.

Well, that sums it up for now. I could talk on about our amazing current kit transfer program, the already established non-toxic and safe for the body toys or the many things that are yet to come. So, keep an eye out. Subscribe to this blog. Or better yet, if you're on Facebook, add me. You never know what will come next! Perhaps some bonuses to the compensation plan or another line that no other adult party plan company carries. Who knows! But, YOU can be a part of it and that's something BIG! Come be part of the revolution!

Pascale Le Bris
Love U Regional Team Manager

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Wet Head Lemon Strips Make You Salivate

Wet Head Lemon


Who isn't looking for more playful, tasty, wet oral sex? You'll have luscious, lemony lips with these dissolving oral salivating strips. Sugar free. Travel size. Resealable container.


24 strips that make your mouth water. Makes giving head much easier.

$7.00 Buy Now

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Why Love U OUTBEATS the competition! (Romance Party Plan Comparison)

I've been with 2 companies before switching to Love U. In the five years that I've been in business, I've never seen anything like this before.

First off, there's the quality of product thing. I'm hoping people know by now about the toxins in so many of these popular toy party plan toys. The Osaki Beaver aka Jelly Osaki is one of them. Made by Golden Triangle, the Osaki is full of dyes and full of phthalates. We're talking reproductive system and liver damage. OUCH people! Ever take a toy out the package and the smell of chemicals is overwhelming? NOT GOOD. The products are carefully chosen to be of the best material. No other company has this amazing benefit. I predict we've started a trend and you'll see other companies pop up with "phthalate free" messages and such. Don't be fooled, they'll still be selling overpriced, poorly made cheap items with pretty bad defective rates. Oh! Did you know that Love U manufactures their own lubes to be glycerin and paraben free? Wonderful! :)

Second of all, there's the TRUE 50% factor. When you sign up with Love U Parties, you'll earn 50% on all your sales. Love U pays for a great hostess rewards program. They allow us to use their merchant account with no percentage rates to calculate. Other companies have as high as a 3.5% rate on credit card orders. Just $500 alone in credit card totals can come out to $17.50. So, our 50% is pretty AMAZING for a sales commission.

Sex Ed! What kind of sex ed can you expect from a company? With Love U, you'll have our President Ducky Doolittle in our support forums, there to answer any questions.

Being able to offer a $99 kit for "Every Body" or "For Him" has been a blessing. I've brought a few ladies on to the biz myself who could not afford the smallest $200+ kit that other companies offer. They've since grown their kits to be exactly what they want thanks to the 50% they've made from their sales. In times like these, when money is scarce for some being I'm so thankful to have this permanent option.

So, I didn't leave a team of almost 200 people and a multi-thousand dollar monthly bonus check for shits and giggles! I made the switch to get it early and seize the opportunity to grow along side an amazing company with a purpose! Oh and everything I mentioned above! Find out more about the opportunity in detail here. I'm always available if you want to chat! Just contact me and I'll help you get started with Love U Parties. Come join the ride, it's going to be funnnn! :)

Monday, February 22, 2010

Love U Parties Lubricants

Love U Silicone Lubricant


The perfect lube for any skin-on-skin contact. Love U Silicone is the preferred lubricant for many uses. A little goes a long way, so you'll find you have longer bouts of sex play, while protecting your most delicate skin from friction abrasions. Super gentle, hypoallergenic. Never sticky, super slippery – you'll love us as much as we Love U.


Hypoallergenic * Glycerin Free.
Pareben Free.
Naturally Derived.
DEA Free.

Ingredients: Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol

Love U Silicone Lubricant can also be used as:
Rash Guard- if you have issues with thigh rashes or arm rashes rub a little Love U Silicone on those parts.
Hair Shine- put a little Love U Silicone in the palm of your hand and run your fingers through your hair for a high gloss.
Personal Shaving Oil- bring Love U Silicone into your shower and use like any other shaving cream.

$28.00 BUY NOW

Love U Water Lubricant


At Love U, we know lube is not a luxury, it's a need. It enhances your experience, alone or with a partner. You'll have longer bouts of sex play, while protecting your most delicate skin from friction and abrasions. Our hand formulated water-based lube has no glycerin, no parabens and is very gentle. Never sticky, super slippery – you'll love us as much as we Love U.


Glycerin Free.
Paraben Free.
Naturally Derived.
DEA Free.

Ingredients: Water, Propanediol, Hydroxypropyl Methylcellulose, Xanthan Gum, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Sodium Benzoate, Patasium Sorbate, Citric Acid

$17.00 BUY NOW

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Secret Garden Orgasmic Cream

Secret Garden Orgasmic Cream


Great orgasms happen when you can leave the worries of the day behind you and get conscious in your body. Experience the now and enhance your orgasmic response by massaging a dab of this natural cream into the tissue just under and around your clitoris. You will discover new sensations that may take you to the limits of female orgasm. Certain women feel the effect immediately; others may take up to 3 applications (3 consecutive days.) Latex compatible.


Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Glycerine, Propylene glycol, L-Arginine HCL, L-Ornithine HCL, Hydroxyethyl cellulose, Damiana extract (Tunera aphrodisiaca extract), Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Peppermint oil (Mentha piperita), Vitamine E (Tocopherol).

Very effective for premenopausal and menopausal women. Not recommended for individuals living with oral or genital Herpes Simplex as the natural ingredient L-Arargeninine may inspire outbreaks.

1 oz

Pascale's Description

The Shunga Secret Garden has always been a hit at my parties. I LOOOOVE explaining it and sharing how AMAZING this is. Then, I ask women to go to the bathroom with a swab and try it! So here it is: The Secret Garden is a female orgasm enhancing gel. You take a pea sized drop and rub it into the clitoris for about 5 seconds. Instantly you get a tingly sensation. After about 10 minutes the blood flow magic happens. The gel penetrates the skin to open up the capillaries and loosen up the blood vessels to allow more blood flow. More blood flow means more sensitive to touch, more lubrication, more aroused, hotter...and BIGGER and BETTER orgasms! Watch out, because if you've never had an orgasm, this will give you one. If you HAVE, this will give you FIVE! Perfect for those 'quickies' too. Gets you going fairly quickly! Highly recommended for better sex! :)


$34.00 BUY NOW

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Love U's Lure Soy Massage Candle

Lure Massage Soy Candle


Set the mood for a sexy massage with this lush, soy massage candle. Light the wick and let the soy wax melt into a pool of warm massage oil. It burns at a very low temperature, so just blow it out and pour the massage oil into your hand or onto their skin. You'll feel your day melt away. Lightly scented with sex drive inducing pheromones.

$19.00 BUY NOW

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Kegel Wellness

Kegel Wellness Balls


Want bigger orgasms and a stronger pelvis? These lovely, hygienic, silicone and glass, weighted balls will take you there. Easy to pop in, easy to remove and easy to clean.


Solid glass ben wa balls with ultra hygienic silicone strap.
To clean, wash with soap and water.
You can also pop the balls out of the strap, boil the strap, soak the glass balls in alcohol and then rinse with water. Use with Love U Water Lubricant.

Price: $24.00 BUY NOW