Monday, December 31, 2007

2008 FYP Pleasure Trip ANNOUNCED!


Hawaii!!! That's on the other side of the world from NYC! I still don't know if I've made the Italy trip! (Gotta do the math!)

So, Hawaii wouldn't be too shabby at all. I know it's beautiful and funny enough, there are quite a few Hawaiian ladies (and a gent) on my team, so I'd love to see where they live. :)

Now I really need to set my goals for 2008. I will be posting them in the next week! Promise!!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

NEWS: Shoppers Irked By Dancing Vibrators

Two department stores in Stockholm have learned Swedish Christmas shoppers aren't impressed by mechanized dildo displays and self-pleasuring rabbits.

Most recently, the PUB Corp.'s Oups concept store took down a window display that featured a mannequin whacking a snow shovel on fake snow banks from which dildos popped up at random, the Svenska Dagbladet reported.

Store manager Tommy Johansson said it was popular with tourists, but evidently not with locals.

"Its like this game you see at amusement parks, where woodpeckers pop up and you have to try to club them, he said. It isn't meant to be taken too seriously.

In another incident late last month, the NK department store was embarrassed when a mechanical display featuring a rabbit broke, and complaints suddenly poured in that the rabbit appeared to sexually pleasuring itself.

The display was dismantled within minutes, the newspaper said.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International


Publication date: 24 December 2007

Source: UPI-1-20071224-12084100-bc-sweden-falalala.xml

Monday, December 10, 2007

On a Mission!!!! - I can see a new horizon underneath the blazing sky. I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher!!!

Gosh...the russsshhhhh!!! One of those days where you get a hit (a strong hit) of energy, ambition and go-gettism. Ducky posted on the FYP board today about the uplifting power of music. So I pull out my old 80's mix CD (made it in 2000, haven't listened since 2001). Then I hear it!! It's been sooo long.

" Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's Fire"

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!! Who knew it would play yet again on song #12?? heehe Another dose, please!! Ducky also mentioned the GoGos in her post. Sure enough "Our Lips are Sealed" was on the mix CD too. *giggles* Now that one reminded me of all the gossip that goes on in this industry. Most specifically from a few bad reps with an old company I was with, Passion Parties. The bashing and slander of a better thing...FOR ME. :)

So here we go...

Our Lips are Sealed

Can you hear them
They talk about us
Telling lies
Well that's no surprise

Can you see them
See right through them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal

It doesn't matter what they say
In the jealous games people play
Our lips are sealed

Careless talk
Through paper walls
We can't stop them
Only laugh at them

Spreading rumors
So far from true
Dragged up from the underworld
Just like some precious pearl

It doesn't matter what they say
In the jealous games people play
Our lips are sealed
Pay no mind to what they say
It doesn't matter anyway
Our lips are sealed

There's a weapon
We must use
In our defense
Silence

When you look at them
Look right through them
That's when they'll disappear
That's when you'll be feared

Hush, my darling
Don't you cry
Quiet, angel
Forget their lies

St Elmo's Fire - MY MISSION SONG!! (St Elmo's Fire has been substituted with "Presidential Title"...where I want to be!!)

Growing up, you don't see the writing on the wall
Passing by, moving straight ahead, you knew it all
But maybe sometime if you feel the pain
You'll find you're all alone, everything has changed

Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're tryin' to break free

Chorus:
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazing sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', [Presidential Title]
wu........

Burning up, don't know just how far that I can go (just how far I go)
Soon be home, only just a few miles down the road
I can make it, I know I can
You broke the boy in me, but you won't break the man

(chorus)
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazing sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin',
[Presidential Title]
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
I can feel
[Presidential Title] burnin' in me, burnin' in me

Just once in his life
A man has his time
And my time is now
I'm coming alive

I can hear the music playin', I can see the banners fly
Feel like you're back again, and hope ridin' high
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin',
[Presidential Title]

(chorus)
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazing sky
I'll be where the eagle's flyin' higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin',
[Presidential Title]
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
I can feel
[Presidential Title] burnin' in me

Burnin', burnin' in me, I can feel it burnin'
Oooh, burnin' inside of me... (to fade)


Oooh, "Naughty Girls Need Love Too" by Samantha Fox just came on...gotta run. ;)

VIDEO FOR THE ROAD!!




Thursday, December 6, 2007

AHHHHHHHH!!! 2 parties in December!!! What have I done?!?!

This is what happens when you don't balance the key points of your business... bookings, recruiting, training and customer care. BOOKINGS...oh where have you gone?!?! I am so close to making the Tuscany Italy pleasure trip. SO CLOSE!!! And I never replaced my cancellations for December. I need $2000 in sales in Dec. $264 down... about $1700 to go. That means my two December parties have to be average of $900 each basically. Oh dear. Would any kind soul who is reading this like to book a week long online party? At this point, I'll give you and your friends 40% of all of your orders, PLUS you get hostess credits. Hey, everyone gets a little desperate sometimes. And SHAME ON ME for forgetting about the BOOKINGS aspect of the business. Spank me please!